Vegan comedy

Ever thought vegans are generally humourless bores?

Well, get ready to have that stereotype shattered.

https://twitter.com/veganluke/status/1010550089193066496

Luke Poulton’s is a funny vegan and his stand up comedy show is about being Autistic and his love of movies/bad movies, with characters and sketches also thrown into the mix.

You Don’t Look Autistic is being presented as part of the Camden Fringe festival and Luke has shows on Monday August 13 and Tuesday August 14, 2018 and tickets are priced at just £5.

Click here now to book your tickets.

You can also follow Luke on Twitter and Facebook.

Vegans raising funds for Mexico

One of the most important parts of being a vegan activist is understanding that we shouldn’t limit our acts of compassion to simply caring for non-human animals.

It’s easy to fall into the trap of thinking that all we need to do in order to be fabulous is to stop eating animals, raise money for animals, and encourage other people to stop eating animals.

In reality, there is so much more we should be doing to challenge oppression.

If we want to fight oppression, we should also look to redress disadvantage amongst humans.

Yes. We should eat, drink and live like we give a shit. (shameless book plus)

In line with this way of thinking, we use our fabulous karaoke sessions at Vegan Beer Fest UK events to raise money for a charity in Mexico City called Isla Urbana. This charity builds sustainable water catchment systems for households, schools, communities, and businesses in Mexico.

Many, many people live without access to safe water but of course we all understand that clean water is a basic human right, so I feel it is crucial we support the work of Isla Urbana.

We asked the audience and performers at our charioke (charity + karaoke) session to donate whatever coins they had towards our Isla Urbana drive and I’m thrilled to say we raised £180 for the charity.

We will also be collecting at Vegan Beer Fest UK 2018  events in Coventry, Sheffield, and Glasgow. You can book tickets for those events online here.

If you are not able to get along to our events but would like to support the work of Isla Urbana, donate online here and follow the charity on Instagram.

 

Follow this vegan band

One of my favourite bands out of Australia is Love Like Hate.

Heather and Sonja write, record, and perform irresisitible and atmospheric pop music.

I was encouraged to remind you about them after I saw the following Instagram post from the band.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkD-EBrF1Ra/

Love Like Hate isn’t just a vehicle for fantastic music, the people involved are also fierce social justice advocates. Both Heather and Sonja are long term vegans and both are continually using their platform to speak out against injustice.

Please take some time to listen to Love Like Hate over on Bandcamp.

Follow Love Like Hate on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

Vegan-friendly comics

It’s not all eating around these parts.

Dan Piraro is an incredibly talented artist and comic creator who now spends most of his time in Mexico. He is also extremely keen on animals, so much so that he doesn’t eat them!

I’ve posted a few of my favourite vegan-flavoured/animal-centric comics below that have been created by Dan,  as well as some others that tickled me.

Be sure to follow his Instagram account and take time to visit his online store to grab some truly hilarious merchandise.

We’ve lost our boy

This post has been a long time coming.

If you have known me in real life, or even virtually over the past decade, you will probably have come to associate me with Morrissey.

Since I was a young person growing up in an Australian seaside town that they forgot to close down, Morrissey was a pillar of strength, artistry, and justice in my life.

I struggled through personal upheavals and a tumultuous few decades, all the while using the crutch of Morrissey’s art to prop me up. I found support in his words, using his songs to craft a soundtrack of my life.

As I explored my vegetarian and then vegan concerns, I became even more emotionally linked to Morrissey. I was finding ways to become an advocate for animal welfare just as Morrissey was doing on a global stage.

Songs I would listen to when feeling sad were Morrissey songs. When I was happy? Morrissey. I had different Morrissey mix tapes for different activities. Songs for dancing alone, songs for drinking with friends, songs I would send to men I fancied, and songs that I might want played at my funeral. All Morrissey.

I really believed that I would go to my grave listening to Morrissey. My devotion was unwavering.

But here we are in 2018.

I don’t need to recap all of the problematic things Morrissey has said over recent years. Even if for some reason you don’t find them problematic, you are still aware of them. They are reported widely and because they make great clickbait, we are inundated by headlines such as Morrissey reignites racism row by calling Chinese a ‘subspecies’.

My love for Morrissey was so unwavering that it took years of these questionable statements before reality seeped into my brain and my heart in a way that I couldn’t ignore. I’m ashamed on a profound level that I purchased music and concert tickets from an artist who was becoming known for promoting bigoted views.

A few years ago it stopped. I had to stop.

No matter how much Morrissey was responsible for giving my tormented adolescence and my tortured extended adolescence a framework to help me survive, I could no longer idolise or even enjoy the music being released when it was bookended with interviews in which the artist would sing the praises of anti-Islamic, anti-immigrant politicians and political groups.

The final nail in my Morrissey coffin was delivered today in a frankly vulgar interview published by a website called Morrissey Central.

You can read the full interview here but horrific highlights include:

  • Morrissey ridiculing the Mayor of London’s accent and declaring, because of the way he speaks, civilisation is over
  • Morrissey making the claim that Hitler was politically Left Wing
  • Morrissey expressing concern that far-right, anti-Islam political group For Britain does not get fair representation in UK media
  • Morrissey stating that all acid attacks are by non-white people and the perpetrators of these crimes are somehow protected because of their minority status

These statements are not something to be ignored or swept aside. They are the language of right wing propaganda. It is not simply a case of disagreeing with a few of Morrissey’s key talking points. I wholeheartedly reject his support of far-right politicians who stand on a platform of division, Islamaphobia, and the promotion of a pure Britain.

In a conversation with a Morrissey fan on Twitter today, I was told by the fan that she was able to put Morrissey’s views aside. She claimed that he has a right to free speech and she would never be cruel about someone’s personal views by speaking up against them.

This is a nothing short of a perverse example of hiding behind privilege.

It is our duty as compassionate humans to speak out against all forms of racist and bigoted language, especially the promotion of far-right political parties that are focussed on bigoted public policy.

Morrissey saved my life with his music, but you have got to be fucking joking if you think that means I am going to sit around and not say anything about his outrageous statements laced with the language of the far-right.

People who perpetuate racism by using hateful language need to be held accountable, not celebrated. Morrissey’s dedication to saving animals does not give him a free pass when it comes to the promotion of For Britain. His cultural legacy does not make space for him to perpetuate dangerous ideas without serious and determined critique.

His support of this party is abhorrent, troubling, and extremely problematic.

A few weeks ago, Morrissey played a gig just a few miles from my apartment here in Mexico City. I didn’t go. I was offered a free ticket by a friend and I still didn’t go.

What sort of person am I if I cannot stand by my convictions? What sort of human am I if I make excuses to see an artist who repeatedly presents as the mouth piece for far-right Britain?

Saying goodbye to a childhood hero is difficult. I still occasionally listen to old Smiths and Morrissey songs but unless he has a radical shift in the language he uses and the bigoted views he promotes, I will never buy another musical release or concert ticket until the day I die.

Now, who can help me pick out a new funeral song?

Extra: I do not know that Morrissey is personally racist and I am not declaring him to be racist. I am stating that I will not support an artist who uses language associated with far-right politicians that, in my mind, is dripping with racially-charged and bigoted overtones. I will also continue to speak up against people who use such language.

Watch your vegan language

The following excerpt is taken from my book Fat Gay Vegan: Eat, Drink and Live Like You Give a Shit.

I was inspired to share this excerpt after being confronted by the language being used to promote veganism online by a few high profile vegans this week. It is our responsibility as vegans to not use harmful language to spread our message. We must look to challenge ableism within our vegan circles. Our movement is not as compassionate as it could be if we allow toxic ideas of masculinity to be thrown around and used as a promotional tool unchecked.

I couldn’t list the ways in which mainstream veganism objectifies women and powers sexism and misogyny. Men dominate speaking panels, women are expected to silently organise, and veganism is sold particularly to women as a weight or body modification tool in order for them to live up to unrealistic physical expectations.

The plight of women who are sexual assault and abuse survivors is appropriated to inject emotion into the animal rights struggle by equating forced insemination of dairy cows with human rape. Women’s bodies are used as props to both grab attention for campaigns and titillate consumers into buying plant-based food and clothing.

Basically, we vegans do to women what the rest of the world is doing to them but we dress it up as compassion.

Ableism within the vegan community isn’t always as obvious as people using oppressive language and slurs, although of course you should be all over any situation like that or look for support if you need it when challenging people. As allies of people with disabilities we should be addressing lack of representation and visibility in what is advertised to us and the events we attend and host. People with disabilities are rarely asked to participate in panel discussions or consulted for perspectives on vegan campaigning, meaning their life experiences and opinions go unvalued and unnoticed.

Some vegan campaigners will also denigrate non-vegans living with illness as if they are responsible for their situation for not living completely plant-based. I’ve seen this first-hand when a vegan man publicly shamed a celebrity who had been diagnosed with breast cancer. This man’s take away was not in any way compassionate, instead he used his platform to suggest the celebrity would not be in the situation if she had cared about animals and stopped consuming them. In how many ways can we agree that is horrific?

Toxic masculinity is a buzz term thrown around a lot but you had better believe it is ripe and rampant amongst vegans and activist circles. This culture of hypermasculinity erodes social cohesion by promoting the dominant view that to be seen as masculine is the most desirable trait in a human. An approach like this leads to the ridiculing of LGBTQ+ people and women.

Vegan advertising and representations of vegan men in the media collude to perpetuate this damaging approach by championing ‘tough’ athletes, using sexist and misogynistic language to demean men who do not conform to ideals of masculinity, and even making suggestions that you are less of a man if you are unable to please women sexually.

It all comes together in a ‘toxic’ cocktail of oppression that harms all society including cis-gendered men who identify as straight.

Please consider the negative impact your words and actions can have when promoting veganism. 

If you find yourself involved with organising any kind of vegan event, consider employing an inclusive policy to ensure people who are traditionally excluded from vegan spaces are given preference. You never have to look very hard to find a white vegan to speak on a panel but always turning to the usual suspects is not inclusive or equitable. Look for presenters and speakers who will give a broader representation of what being vegan means. Be sure to have a policy of inviting LGBTQ+ vegans, women, women of colour, vegans of colour, and people living with disabilities to be part of organising committees and to be voices addressing mainstream vegan events.

Don’t appropriate language that has historically described the suffering or death of an oppressed group in order to add drama to your animal rights campaigning (such as slavery and the Holocaust). Be active in reminding the vegans around you of how this erases, minimalises and denigrates survivors of historic and current abuse and acts of oppression.

Don’t sexualise food. This is one of the simplest ways to be an inclusive and thoughtful vegan. Apart from there being zero reasons to call a donut sexy or label your dinner as #veganfoodporn, this use of language can actually work to perpetuate systems of oppressions that marginalise and objectify women. I know this is a tough topic to get on board with because we are so very used to every aspect of our lives being repackaged to us in sexy ad speak. But take a moment to think of exactly what messages are being transmitted when food is framed within the language of hyper sexualisation or fetishisation. There are clear similarities between the salacious language used to describe sexual fantasies surrounding women and the phenomenon of sexualising meat. It is sometimes difficult to know what is being described by the use of words such as juicy, plump, succulent and naughty and this is clearly the point of food advertisers. There are countless ways in which you can celebrate your love of food publicly without relying on these tired and unhelpful phrases.

Elevate minority voices. Look to see if people who are most-often marginalised and silenced are being called on to speak or are in organising roles. If you have the opportunity to ask the opinion of someone living with oppression, listen carefully and magnify what they have to say. Be sure to share insights and opinions about multiple oppressions without erasing the voices of the people who are living those very lives. Use your own story and the stories of others to explain how a vegan can work at being a better person who doesn’t only concern themselves with improving outcomes for animals.

If you feel safe and able to do so, call out people who are using oppressive language at vegan and non-vegan events. Ask a friend or someone willing to help you if you do not feel safe. People sometimes do not understand how their language and actions can make those around them feel threatened, excluded or targeted. If you are a white vegan, make it your responsibility to help educate other white vegans about racism, privilege and colonial attitudes. If you identify as a man, tell other men how their language and actions can make women feel unsafe in vegan spaces. Call people out for ableist, transphobic and body shaming language and take the time to explain how it affects people if they genuinely don’t understand how words oppress. We have a responsibility to keep other vegans and non-vegans (yes, they are people with delicate feelings too) safe from harm and oppression. It is not the sole responsibility of the oppressed to speak out against the oppressor, rather it is the job of all of us to stand up together. Be considerate and find ways to challenge these behaviours when possible.

Become an expert letter and email writing champion in order to tell vegan food companies that oppressive language and images have no place in advertising to our community. Use social media to make them aware of the fact that you do not appreciate or accept the use of sexism, body shaming, toxic masculinity and white exceptionalism as tools to sell veganism as a concept or vegan products to the world. It perpetuates harmful forces that make people feel bad about who they are while cementing long entrenched power imbalances that favour very few.

Support charities and activist groups that do not rely on sexism, racism, misogyny, body shaming and homophobia to sell veganism. As discussed earlier in this chapter, PETA often relies on shock advertising tactics at the expense of real humans. If you have money or time to offer a charity, search around for organisations that do not participate in using violence and oppressive acts to garner attention to help spread the vegan message. Question anyone who asks you if vegan men can still be tough and sexy by turning it back into a discussion of toxic masculinity. We don’t need to accept this dominant discourse that is damaging all of us, especially those of us already at risk.

Don’t use oppressive language traditionally employed to denigrate people with disabilities and mental health challenges in your fight to promote veganism. This might come across as slightly trite when first being confronted with this idea, but look for more inclusive language when attempting to describe your intentions and thoughts. Factory farming isn’t crazy or mental. It is an upsetting systemic form of suffering and death. Consider where your first choice of language originates and always push yourself to do better each time.

If you would like to read my book, you can buy online via Amazon, WH Smith, Audible, Foyles, or instore at your favourite independent bookshop.

Lord of the Fries goes vegan

Legendary Australian and New Zealand fast food chain Lord of the Fries has just announced that ALL of their outlets are now fully vegan.

This is absolutely huge news.

I’ve spent a few drunken nights chomping into their luscious fries and nuggets in Melbourne and in my absence from Australia, the chain has grown and grown.

Lord of the Fries now has outlets all over including two in Sydney, nine (!!!) around Victoria, solo stores in Parramatta, Perth, Glenelg, Adelaide and the Gold Coast plus two more over the water in Auckland, New Zealand.

This place is unstoppable and now it is fully vegan. Burgers, fries, nuggets, hot dogs, breakfast items, shakes and more are ALL VEGAN.

Follow Lord of the Fries on Instagram.

New at Ms Cupcake

The crew at Ms Cupcake never stop working to bring you new seasonal treats and this delight they have launched today looks exquisite.

Say hello to the Jam Doughnut Muffin!

I think they should call it a duffin.

So, it’s like a muffin and a jam filled doughnut?!

That’s my kind of hybrid!

In case you don’t know, Ms Cupcake is an absolutely old school legendary vegan business in London ad was the first all-vegan bakery.

The store has been going from strength to strength over the years and the business has even expanded to include sales of packaged cupcakes in Whole Foods Market stores and a home delivery service for online orders.

Check out the Ms Cupcake website for more info and follow them on Instagram.

London vegan superstar chef announces book deal

If you are one of the hundreds of people (maybe thousands) who have turned to me for London eating advice over the past few years, you would have been told to eat at CookDaily.

King of CookDaily has been busy serving up some of the tastiest vegan food on the planet for a while now and his Shoreditch restaurant is nothing short of legendary.

Noodle and soup bowls absolutely burst with flavour and the food is so incredibly popular, you’ll often find yourself caught short if you leave a visit too close to closing time.

In huge news, King reached out to me today to announce that he has finally signed his very first book deal.

This recipe book is surely to be one of the most anticipated book releases for vegans in recent times.

Follow King on Instagram to keep updated and make time to get reacquainted with the CookDaily menu ahead of the book launch.

Julio

If you have been a reader (or Patreon supporter) around these parts for a while, you will know about my dear friend Julio.

Julio and I have been close friends ever since the first time we met in 2009. I love him dearly and couldn’t ask for a better friend. He is one of the reasons why I live part of each year in Mexico City.

Some of the rewards I had been sharing on Patreon (and on here) were cooking videos starring the two of us. Julio and I loved making them, mostly because we got to goof around together.

But sadly Julio became very unwell last year and our videos together came to a sudden end. I tried to carry on by myself for a while but it just wasn’t the same.

Thankfully, Julio is now feeling a lot better and this photo was taken of us last night. As you can tell, we had a marvellous time laughing and catching up.

I am really keen to get more videos made for you all as a sign of my appreciation for all the support you give me in keeping the Fat Gay Vegan show on the road.

Julio and I plan on getting creative again for you soon. Thanks for your patience and sorry for the delay on videos.

I’m sure you’ll agree that the most important thing is that my friend is happy and smiling again. Julio is one of the most important people in my life and I’m so thankful that I get these opportunities to share him with you.

You can see all of our videos together online here and you can pledge a small monthly amount via Patreon to help me keep putting my energies into being Fat Gay Vegan.