Just Mayo just delayed
Well, today brings some sad news. Read on.
A enquiry to the Tesco customer service team brought this response:
Thank you for taking the time to contact us.
I have investigated when we will be stocking Just Mayo egg free mayonnaise for you with our Business Support Team.
Unfortunately we do not currently stock this product however we do have plans to introduce sales in April 2015. I’m sorry that we are not currently providing this product however I hope that you will be happy to know that we are considering introducing this product.
If there is anything else I can do for you please just let me know and I will be more than happy to assist.
Umm, yes. There is something else you can do to assist me.
You can hurry the FUCK up and sell me some Just Mayo now. April 2015? Fuck!