If you love coffee, pastries, and all things vegan, let me introduce you to your new obsession.
Shotwave Coffee.
Housed inside Temple of Seitan locations in Hackney and Camden, this coffee and pastry haven is serving up pure plant-based indulgence.




Shotwave is serious about quality, brewing Dark Arts Coffee to perfection while baking their own cookies and pastries fresh in-house. The selection rotates, but expect drool-worthy treats like cinnamon scrolls, pistachio cookies, brookies, and croissants. It’s all 100% vegan and all 100% delicious.
You can grab your fix inside Temple of Seitan or, if leaving the house is not right for you, get it delivered via UberEats.
If you’re not already following Temple of Seitan and Shotwave Coffee on Instagram, fix that immediately. You don’t want to miss out on the latest pastry drops!
You can order from Shotwave Coffee for collection over on the Temple of Seitan website.
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