The title of this blog is a joke I’ve made a few times, in a few different forms.
I’ve joked about not celebrating Christmas while expressing my devotion to overeating on Christmas day. I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving but that doesn’t stop me from eating food associated with this problematic calendar date.
And just like the above festivities, Easter comes with it’s own delicacies that I love to consume while simultaneously rejecting the cultural and religious framework surrounding it.
Yes. I’m coming out of the closest as an atheist who is obsessed with Easter eggs!
My family wasn’t religious when I was growing up in Australia and I only attended church for weddings and funerals, but Easter was one of those celebrations that reached even the most non-observant of the population Down Under.
As a child, I would build a nest to which the Easter Bunny would deliver chocolate and candy eggs once a year (a tad confusing when I ponder this as an adult). This nest was more often than not simply a beach towel rolled into a spiral, placed in the living rom or at the foot of my bed. Sometimes I would shred newspaper to create a cosy, cushioning base to protect my expected egg delivery! I have no idea if this was a cultural practice outside of my family but we did it for most of my childhood years.
I suppose it was this custom that instilled in me a joy for Easter eggs that has lived long past my childhood and even long past retaining (most of) my family in my life!
This probably isn’t the right place to do a deep dive into my complex family history, however it is the perfect platform for sharing my current Easter faves with you here in the UK.
Check these out!
Mummy Meegz is the real reason for the Easter season as far as I’m concerned.
I love a good speckled egg and their Chickee Eggs are one of the finest I’ve enjoyed during my career as a professional atheist overeater.
I can also talk for hours about their Chuckie Egg take on a Creme Egg.
I purchased all of these non-denominational treats in my local Waitrose, however you can also buy your supply from a range of real world and online retailers all listed on the Mummy Meegz website.
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